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By: Brock Sampson IP: 107.77.109.79 Date: - 6/23/2017 6:17:50 PM
Highest scoring yetti in league history.
By: Homeless Paul Coffey IP: 107.77.109.79 Date: - 6/23/2017 6:13:11 PM
Boat load of D gone in the first twenty picks.

I guess future is D that can skate, but, winning today is getting enough O to skate around the soon to be outdated and extinct shlubs roaming around he ice now...
By: Jmom IP: 107.77.109.79 Date: - 6/23/2017 6:10:41 PM
it's almost like nobody cares about defense anymore after the Hawks and Penguins won.
By: Dc IP: 216.253.195.226 Date: - 6/23/2017 2:09:19 PM
They traded Hjalmersson. Going after Oshie now apparently.
By: dc IP: 216.253.195.226 Date: - 6/23/2017 2:08:48 PM
Hawks keep trying to get the Chemistry back.


By: db IP: 66.31.89.33 Date: - 6/23/2017 11:16:20 AM
Chicago traded Panarin to CBJ for Saad.
By: dc IP: 216.253.195.226 Date: - 6/23/2017 9:30:47 AM
Psst- Hey McDavid, we're not watching.
By: America IP: 216.253.195.226 Date: - 6/23/2017 9:22:00 AM
Although he was easily the most comfortable up at the mic. McDavid took a couple dumps up there.
By: dc IP: 216.253.195.226 Date: - 6/23/2017 9:21:33 AM
Homeless Paul Coffey.
By: dc IP: 216.253.195.226 Date: - 6/23/2017 9:20:57 AM
Burns won because of his beard?


By: db IP: 66.31.89.33 Date: - 6/23/2017 6:05:15 AM
This is true re Karlsson. The history group revises all awards and rips awards out of the hands of the undeserving
By: DC IP: 66.87.119.52 Date: - 6/22/2017 7:56:38 PM
NSFW:
“Returning late one night, I found three or four young girls — late teens, I suspect — lined up in the hall outside of Tom’s room,” Armstrong writes in his memoir, Revenge of the Nerd. “I remember thinking, ‘Tom’s going to be really upset if these hot girls interfere with his Bible reading.’ So I asked them, with all the stern gravitas of my 28 years, if there was something I could do to help them.”

“They just stared at me, and at that moment, Tom’s door opened and another girl came out, adjusting her hair and taking off down the hall, while the first girl in line slipped into Tom’s room,” he continued. “This was a young man who knew something about time management and understood how to successfully juggle Bible study and blow jobs. I went to bed alone that night thinking it served me right for not being religious.”

Instead of the “Risky Business” reboot Hollywood is sure to screw up any day now, let’s just adapt this memoir for the screen right now, because nothing in the film could ever be, well, so risky.
By: Top Gun IP: 130.36.63.132 Date: - 6/22/2017 3:21:07 PM
Should NOT
By: Grrr IP: 107.77.92.110 Date: - 6/22/2017 2:57:12 PM
Re:
A shaky McDavid just won the Ted Lindsay (best player as voted by fellow players).

Aka: fuck you Sydney award.

Miller will be a great fit on the leafs.
Sorry to see him go, but, we have others in the system.

Burns has more personality. Should be worth a trophy tho...
Back when he still sucked at the "defense" part of playing defense, Karlstud won a couple he didn't deserve ...so...push
By: Jmom IP: 107.77.92.110 Date: - 6/22/2017 2:56:14 PM
There is no way that Burns is better than Karlsson. Burns is excellent, but Karlsson is hockey perfection.

I'm happy for Burns, he's great, but there is no way he's better than Karlsson.
By: em IP: 108.203.50.173 Date: - 6/22/2017 1:14:49 PM
Habs picked up Schlemko via Vegas via the Sharks.
By: dc IP: 216.253.195.226 Date: - 6/22/2017 11:25:21 AM
Seems like it will be an upgrade for the Leaf blueline either way.
By: dc IP: 216.253.195.226 Date: - 6/22/2017 11:22:45 AM
He has first pairing dman numbers playing alongside Krug, but Bruins fans have some quibbles about him eyetest-wise. I thought skating was an issue for him when he was in the Kings system, but now I read that he won a skating contest at the AHL all-star game? And he has a bomb from the point.
By: dc IP: 216.253.195.226 Date: - 6/22/2017 11:22:08 AM
Do the Leafs need a third liner?
By: Werfer IP: 198.27.140.167 Date: - 6/21/2017 11:58:30 PM
Leafs about to trade for Colin Miller apparently.
By: dc IP: 216.253.195.226 Date: - 6/21/2017 7:22:36 PM
Vegas will reveal their picks as the night goes along.
By: dc IP: 216.253.195.226 Date: - 6/21/2017 5:20:54 PM
A shaky McDavid just won the Ted Lindsay (best player as voted by fellow players).
By: NHL Awards IP: 216.253.195.226 Date: - 6/21/2017 5:20:29 PM
That's how Mario Tremblay's career ended.
By: dc IP: 216.253.195.226 Date: - 6/21/2017 3:50:03 PM
Believe in Bowman.

The heart mind and body want to continue. I suppose that happens to everyone, but, leaving something in the tank has to suck so much for a competitor like Hossa.

A loss to the team, organization, league, and game brings a cap space gift.

Fucked.
By: Jmom IP: 107.77.92.110 Date: - 6/21/2017 3:30:30 PM
Toews/Kane are 29. Keith is 34 though. They have one more window. And players keep signing there. If they clear cap space, they could easily sign a UFA.
By: dc IP: 216.253.195.226 Date: - 6/21/2017 11:05:14 AM
I'm a big fan of Hossa, this is sad, but he is 38, so it was coming soon. He's the whole package, talent, leadership, 2 way player, goal scorer, passer, etc. Bummer. I kind of think the Blackhawks run is over.
By: em IP: 108.203.50.173 Date: - 6/21/2017 10:35:17 AM
Hossa might be done with hockey?!?

I guess chi-town's cap situation just got more manageable...
By: Jmom IP: 107.77.92.33 Date: - 6/21/2017 4:36:09 AM
And now Pittsburgh is dominant again.
Battle of Philadelphia started back in 67.

By: xb IP: 174.192.6.210 Date: - 6/20/2017 8:06:57 PM
NSFW:
The Flyers were the team to come out of that 6-team expansion.

Blues and Canucks still Never Wons.
That's 50, FIFTY years of never.



Va
By: db IP: 174.192.6.210 Date: - 6/20/2017 8:05:05 PM
NSFW:
1967 expansion. Blues...
And 5 more. Not just like, the league added a team or 2, it DOUBLED.
Blues got good fast because Bowman traded all their picks for aging vets.
(Go look that list up, it's insane).
They went to the Finals their first 3 years in the league. .. May have been swept in all 3...

Famous Orr Photo... OT game winner, flying in air...
That was Game 4. Sweep.
Exciting at the time, but really, not like they ever were going to beat Bowman vs Montreal. ..



By: db IP: 174.192.6.210 Date: - 6/20/2017 8:00:25 PM
Yeah, the gambled on Vegas.


By: db IP: 66.31.89.33 Date: - 6/20/2017 6:06:34 PM
Montreal outbid Vegas, but he decided to go there instead.
By: dc IP: 216.253.195.226 Date: - 6/20/2017 4:07:06 PM
Yeah, Shipachyov is 30 and definitely can slot in as a 2nd line center. He didn't look out of place at all at the World Cup this past year. Solid two way player with a nice scoring touch. Listed at 6 feet, but seems smaller than that. Two Cups with St Petersburg. Good signing by McPhee.
By: AE IP: 24.6.126.93 Date: - 6/20/2017 3:13:29 PM
That also assumes the Russian guy can step into the NHL and be a #2 center from the KHL. I think he's 30 years old.
By: dc IP: 216.253.195.226 Date: - 6/20/2017 1:10:20 PM
Advance stats guys have them at around 100 pts., assuming they go for it and don't flip all their assets for picks. Because they could do both and use the picks to further bolster the lineup I posted below.
By: dc IP: 216.253.195.226 Date: - 6/20/2017 1:09:34 PM
Competitive - I think with the players available they could get 70-80 points. Again, not knowing how it could work financially given the cap.

But anything north of the disaster that the Sharks/Sens endured would be a success.

The standard is the Blues, but they were gifted a division title because the original 6 were all in on division/conference. The Panthers were .500ish their first season and got to the Cup quickly. The Ducks got legit pretty quickly.
By: em IP: 108.203.50.173 Date: - 6/20/2017 11:34:36 AM
See how your teams odds change from today to AFTER the expansion draft...


By: db IP: 66.31.89.33 Date: - 6/20/2017 7:26:05 AM
http://www.vegasinsider.com/nhl/odds/futures/

Golden Knights are 200-1 as of today.

Colorado, Detroit, New Jersey and Vancouver are next at 100:1


By: db IP: 66.31.89.33 Date: - 6/20/2017 7:24:59 AM
I don't know how it will fit under the cap, but it seems like the parts are there for LV to be competitive.
By: em IP: 108.203.50.173 Date: - 6/19/2017 2:57:51 PM


Define "competitive"...


By: db IP: 66.31.89.33 Date: - 6/20/2017 7:22:52 AM