2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Portland Trail Blazers
| # | Team |
| 1 | Big Law Boys |
| 2 | Drunken Donuts |
| 3 | Fighting Stimuluses |
| 4 | Golden Domers |
| 5 | Gotham |
| 6 | I2K |
| 7 | John Blutarsky's Liver |
| 8 | Little Jerry Seinfeld |
| 9 | Montesdabeast |
| 10 | ShortBusWindowLickers |
| 11 | Team Mas |
| 12 | The Animal Lives |
| 13 | yeaboo |