2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Dallas Mavericks
| # | Team |
| 1 | Bacon Explosion |
| 2 | Baron Von Awesome |
| 3 | Bibko |
| 4 | Big Law Boys |
| 5 | Boozehounds |
| 6 | Brown Chicken Brown Cow |
| 7 | Danadajosamy |
| 8 | Disinterested Observers |
| 9 | Drunk Angry Dwarfs |
| 10 | Drunken Donuts |
| 11 | Footlongs |
| 12 | Goatslaying Cigars |
| 13 | Keggers |
| 14 | Little Jerry Seinfeld |
| 15 | Montesdabeast |
| 16 | Off Constantly |
| 17 | Pickin' Winners |
| 18 | Pirates of the Refriedbean |
| 19 | Redcoat Nation |
| 20 | Scott Baio Superstars |
| 21 | So Good Next Year |
| 22 | stepabove |
| 23 | Team War Otto |
| 24 | The Bullshitisms |
| 25 | Thirteen Five |
| 26 | This Is Easy Money |
| 27 | V-Raj |
| 28 | West Chadwick |