2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: San Jose Sharks
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1% Perspiration |
| 2 | 99 Court |
| 3 | Ashmen Cometh |
| 4 | Bacon Explosion |
| 5 | Baron Von Awesome |
| 6 | Bearvers |
| 7 | Bernstein Team |
| 8 | Brown Chicken Brown Cow |
| 9 | Caffeine Achiever |
| 10 | Carpe Decathlon |
| 11 | Danadajosamy |
| 12 | Disinterested Observers |
| 13 | Drunk Angry Dwarfs |
| 14 | Drunken Donuts |
| 15 | Fo Shizzle My Nizzle |
| 16 | Foolish Hit |
| 17 | Footlongs |
| 18 | GBS |
| 19 | Girthy Partners |
| 20 | Goatslaying Cigars |
| 21 | Hot HOPR Mamas |
| 22 | Hot Peppers No Onions |
| 23 | I2K |
| 24 | Keggers |
| 25 | Kings' Ransom |
| 26 | Little Jerry Seinfeld |
| 27 | Marno |
| 28 | MJ's |
| 29 | Montesdabeast |
| 30 | NewyJeterAveryRodgers |
| 31 | Next Year is Here |
| 32 | Off Constantly |
| 33 | PBR Me ASAP |
| 34 | Pickin' Winners |
| 35 | Pirates of the Refriedbean |
| 36 | Roid Rage |
| 37 | roxbury buco's |
| 38 | Rusty's Raiders |
| 39 | Scott Baio Superstars |
| 40 | So Good Next Year |
| 41 | stepabove |
| 42 | Team Mas |
| 43 | Team War Otto |
| 44 | The Animal Lives |
| 45 | The Pride |
| 46 | The Salty Dogs |
| 47 | Thirteen Five |
| 48 | Three Pitch Strikeout |
| 49 | V-Raj |
| 50 | Waterfront III |
| 51 | WOP Genius |
| 52 | yeaboo |