2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Chicago Blackhawks
| # | Team |
| 1 | Bacon Explosion |
| 2 | Bearvers |
| 3 | Bibko |
| 4 | Big Law Boys |
| 5 | Boozehounds |
| 6 | Carpe Decathlon |
| 7 | Chez Hector Patel |
| 8 | Drunk Angry Dwarfs |
| 9 | Drunken Donuts |
| 10 | Fighting Amish |
| 11 | Fighting Stimuluses |
| 12 | Hal's Kitchen |
| 13 | Hot HOPR Mamas |
| 14 | Iron Chefs of Pounding Vage! |
| 15 | JackRyanEvan |
| 16 | John Blutarsky's Liver |
| 17 | Kings' Ransom |
| 18 | MJ's |
| 19 | Off Constantly |
| 20 | PBR Me ASAP |
| 21 | Pickin' Winners |
| 22 | Pirates of the Refriedbean |
| 23 | Redcoat Nation |
| 24 | roxbury buco's |
| 25 | Scott Baio Superstars |
| 26 | Show Me The Money |
| 27 | Team Mas |
| 28 | The French Ticklers |
| 29 | West Virginia Party Boys |