2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Sharks
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1% Perspiration |
| 2 | Brown Chicken Brown Cow |
| 3 | Caffeine Achiever |
| 4 | Carpe Decathlon |
| 5 | Disinterested Observers |
| 6 | Drunk Angry Dwarfs |
| 7 | Drunken Donuts |
| 8 | Foolish Hit |
| 9 | Goatslaying Cigars |
| 10 | Hot Peppers No Onions |
| 11 | Keggers |
| 12 | Montesdabeast |
| 13 | NewyJeterAveryRodgers |
| 14 | Next Year is Here |
| 15 | Off Constantly |
| 16 | Pickin' Winners |
| 17 | Team Mas |
| 18 | The Animal Lives |
| 19 | The Pride |
| 20 | Three Pitch Strikeout |
| 21 | V-Raj |