2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Lakers
| # | Team |
| 1 | Ashmen Cometh |
| 2 | Bacon Explosion |
| 3 | Bad Newz Kennelz |
| 4 | Baron Von Awesome |
| 5 | Bernstein Team |
| 6 | Big B |
| 7 | Boozehounds |
| 8 | Brown Chicken Brown Cow |
| 9 | Carpe Decathlon |
| 10 | Chez Hector Patel |
| 11 | Danadajosamy |
| 12 | Drunk Angry Dwarfs |
| 13 | Fighting Amish |
| 14 | Fighting Stimuluses |
| 15 | Fo Shizzle My Nizzle |
| 16 | Fonzinoons |
| 17 | Foolish Hit |
| 18 | GBS |
| 19 | Girthy Partners |
| 20 | Goatslaying Cigars |
| 21 | Golden Domers |
| 22 | Gotham |
| 23 | Hal's Kitchen |
| 24 | Hot Peppers No Onions |
| 25 | John Blutarsky's Liver |
| 26 | Keggers |
| 27 | Kings' Ransom |
| 28 | Little Jerry Seinfeld |
| 29 | Marno |
| 30 | MJ's |
| 31 | Montesdabeast |
| 32 | NewyJeterAveryRodgers |
| 33 | Next Year is Here |
| 34 | Orlando Gators |
| 35 | Pickin' Winners |
| 36 | Rebels |
| 37 | Redcoat Nation |
| 38 | Rusty's Raiders |
| 39 | Scott Baio Superstars |
| 40 | ShortBusWindowLickers |
| 41 | Show Me The Money |
| 42 | So Good Next Year |
| 43 | stepabove |
| 44 | Team Texas |
| 45 | The Bullshitisms |
| 46 | The Pride |
| 47 | Thirteen Five |
| 48 | This Is Easy Money |
| 49 | V-Raj |
| 50 | West Chadwick |
| 51 | WOP Genius |
| 52 | yeaboo |