2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: France
| # | Team |
| 1 | $3 Miller Lites |
| 2 | 46ers |
| 3 | Anexation of Puerto Rico |
| 4 | ARMYdoc |
| 5 | BDBB - The Original |
| 6 | Big TDs ( . ) ( . ) |
| 7 | Black n Jewish |
| 8 | Brothers Gotta Hug |
| 9 | Caffeine Achiever |
| 10 | CraigsBFFs |
| 11 | Docile Beasts |
| 12 | El Chupacabra |
| 13 | GJ |
| 14 | Go Gators |
| 15 | Joe Robbie Stadium |
| 16 | KungFu Pandovals |
| 17 | Kzoo Crew |
| 18 | Larry Bird Turd |
| 19 | Managing Managers |
| 20 | My Team’s On The Floor |
| 21 | Nation of Domination |
| 22 | NY Jets are killing me |
| 23 | PayneStewartEasterMiracle |
| 24 | Psycho Mangos |
| 25 | Royale with Cheese |
| 26 | Safe From Elimination |
| 27 | SendCaneNudes |
| 28 | sgsgsgsg |
| 29 | Shake-N-Bake |
| 30 | sslefton |
| 31 | The Fighting Tuckmans |
| 32 | The Roc Pile |
| 33 | Those that can't.....Teach |
| 34 | Yo-Nays |