2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Pioneer of the Nile
| # | Team |
| 1 | Bacon Explosion |
| 2 | Carpe Decathlon |
| 3 | Danny Noonan |
| 4 | Drunken Donuts |
| 5 | Fighting Amish |
| 6 | Fighting Stimuluses |
| 7 | Fo Shizzle My Nizzle |
| 8 | Footlongs |
| 9 | GBS |
| 10 | Goatslaying Cigars |
| 11 | Golden Domers |
| 12 | Gotham |
| 13 | Greek Playaz |
| 14 | I2K |
| 15 | Iron Chefs of Pounding Vage! |
| 16 | John Blutarsky's Liver |
| 17 | Little Jerry Seinfeld |
| 18 | Marno |
| 19 | NewyJeterAveryRodgers |
| 20 | PBR Me ASAP |
| 21 | Pirates of the Refriedbean |
| 22 | Show Me The Money |
| 23 | Thirteen Five |
| 24 | V-Raj |
| 25 | West Chadwick |