2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Calgary
| # | Team |
| 1 | Brendan Mooney |
| 2 | Chosen Newton |
| 3 | Dr. Mantis Toboggan |
| 4 | Fartface |
| 5 | GME |
| 6 | Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle |
| 7 | Lompton |
| 8 | Lunatic Fringe |
| 9 | Paulina Gret-Skeet Skeet |
| 10 | Sell the Team |
| 11 | Shane 7 |
| 12 | Subway Hero |
| 13 | The Joe West Show |
| 14 | Utah...Get me two, two |
| 15 | walterhouston22 |
| 16 | You Might Win |