2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: P12 California
| # | Team |
| 1 | Andalooch |
| 2 | Bad Lieutenant |
| 3 | Bam Bam |
| 4 | Caffeine Achiever |
| 5 | DeRp |
| 6 | Devin Nunes' Dad |
| 7 | Fartface |
| 8 | HelplesslyHopingHilton |
| 9 | Jackie Treehorn |
| 10 | Pimp in the Box |
| 11 | stimulus me |
| 12 | The Fighting Tuckmans |
| 13 | TheNeverNudes |