2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: 1st Responder: W Kentucky -2½
| # | Team |
| 1 | 22 Milez Away |
| 2 | Anything is Possiblllllllllllllllllllle |
| 3 | Boo-yah |
| 4 | Brad's Crossed Arms |
| 5 | CincyBeerBuds 2.0 |
| 6 | Favre's Dick Picks |
| 7 | Favre's Prick Picks |
| 8 | GEOFF KELLER IS MY HERO |
| 9 | GME |
| 10 | Impractical Jokers |
| 11 | In play, out(s). |
| 12 | Just Gurley Things |
| 13 | MFnParr |
| 14 | Off Constantly |
| 15 | Pablo Sanchez |
| 16 | Project Badass |
| 17 | RaymondBabbitt |
| 18 | Red Deaths |
| 19 | Sandhills Stunners |
| 20 | Sexy Rexy Grossman |
| 21 | Team Quack |
| 22 | Thosethatcan'tteach |
| 23 | Tundra Prius |
| 24 | Twice as Nice |
| 25 | Yankees Suck |
| 26 | Yo-Nays |