2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Luv Gov
| # | Team |
| 1 | Bad Newz Kennelz |
| 2 | Carpe Decathlon |
| 3 | Chez Hector Patel |
| 4 | Classic Bacsik |
| 5 | Danadajosamy |
| 6 | Drunk Angry Dwarfs |
| 7 | Drunken Donuts |
| 8 | GBS |
| 9 | Goatslaying Cigars |
| 10 | Golden Domers |
| 11 | Hot HOPR Mamas |
| 12 | Hot Peppers No Onions |
| 13 | I2K |
| 14 | John Blutarsky's Liver |
| 15 | Marno |
| 16 | NewyJeterAveryRodgers |
| 17 | Off Constantly |
| 18 | Orlando Gators |
| 19 | Ox |
| 20 | PBR Me ASAP |
| 21 | Pirates of the Refriedbean |
| 22 | Redcoat Nation |
| 23 | ShortBusWindowLickers |
| 24 | Show Me The Money |
| 25 | Team Texas |
| 26 | Team War Otto |
| 27 | The Fabulous Kafoo-chees |
| 28 | The French Ticklers |
| 29 | Thirteen Five |