2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: LA Clippers
| # | Team |
| 1 | 3 Dudes 1 Couch |
| 2 | Augustus Gloop's Chocolate River |
| 3 | BOHICA Tribesmen |
| 4 | Bronx Bombers |
| 5 | Disinfectant Injection |
| 6 | Dutchmen |
| 7 | Fightin' Amish |
| 8 | Fighting Irish |
| 9 | Fister Sisters |
| 10 | Fonzinoons |
| 11 | G.B.G. Campaign |
| 12 | Get It Done |
| 13 | Giggy |
| 14 | Hawks |
| 15 | Howling Spider Monkeys |
| 16 | In play out(s) |
| 17 | Jets |
| 18 | Juiced |
| 19 | Kissing Cousins |
| 20 | Land Thieves |
| 21 | Little Yerry Stackhouse |
| 22 | Make America Gronk Again |
| 23 | Managing Manager |
| 24 | Markelle Fultz Is Good |
| 25 | Milk Was A Bad Choice |
| 26 | Mr. Jones and Friends |
| 27 | N.Y. Jets are killing me |
| 28 | Nerd Alert! |
| 29 | NY Legends |
| 30 | OakLandBeforeTimeXVII |
| 31 | Off On Your Mother |
| 32 | Pa & Ja |
| 33 | PJM |
| 34 | Poky Not Pokey |
| 35 | Protector of the Vale |
| 36 | Ramblers |
| 37 | Randolph and Mortimer |
| 38 | Ryan Lynch |
| 39 | SARS CoV-2 legit to quit |
| 40 | SC_ballerz |
| 41 | Shart Garfunkel |
| 42 | Shower Sharts |
| 43 | Suplex Spectacles |
| 44 | Tasty Waves |
| 45 | Team tiny dicks |
| 46 | The C.O.S.T.A. System |
| 47 | Two Doofs |
| 48 | Wanna Pizza Us? |