2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Phoenix Suns
| # | Team |
| 1 | $3 Miller Lites |
| 2 | BatCap |
| 3 | Beershowers |
| 4 | Bowron& Bowron |
| 5 | Brad Hand Sanitizer |
| 6 | Bronx Bombers |
| 7 | Bulls on Parade |
| 8 | Chicks Dig The Long Ball!! |
| 9 | Cult of Cardboard Cutouts |
| 10 | Dalé |
| 11 | Donkey Punching |
| 12 | Dutchmen |
| 13 | Hawks Fly Together |
| 14 | Jedi Milo |
| 15 | Killer Bs |
| 16 | MattyRads |
| 17 | MGOCOVID19 |
| 18 | Miami Vice |
| 19 | Nax Squared |
| 20 | Off On Your Mother |
| 21 | Pa & Ja |
| 22 | PenguinsandPolarbears |
| 23 | PHX Illini |
| 24 | Red Deaths |
| 25 | Ripped the Dry Snatch on the Dock |
| 26 | Roger Dorn Olè Academy |
| 27 | Running 40 Miles on Fruitcake |
| 28 | SoHoGoat21 |
| 29 | Stat Arb for Dummies |
| 30 | Tampa Team |
| 31 | The Rodfather |
| 32 | The Washington Football Team |
| 33 | Uff |
| 34 | Wanna Pizza Us? |
| 35 | Wheels of Fortune |