2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: James Hinchcliffe
| # | Team |
| 1 | 4 in the Stink |
| 2 | BatCap |
| 3 | Death Star |
| 4 | Declan's Moon |
| 5 | Fick Can Still Get Our Nuts |
| 6 | Fuck 2020 |
| 7 | Handsy Docs |
| 8 | Hezzy Jimbos |
| 9 | Kansas City Chiefs |
| 10 | Megatron0525 |
| 11 | Milk Was A Bad Choice |
| 12 | PATSWINBIG |
| 13 | PenguinsandPolarbears |
| 14 | PhilsNDerbs |
| 15 | PRM Trio |
| 16 | Stack the Pool |
| 17 | Suplex Spectacles |
| 18 | TheTeamToBeat |