2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Newcastle United
| # | Team |
| 1 | $3 Miller Lites |
| 2 | Beershowers |
| 3 | Bentley's Bitches |
| 4 | Bondslingers |
| 5 | Brad Hand Sanitizer |
| 6 | brooklynboyz |
| 7 | Canadian Crippler |
| 8 | Chicks Dig The Long Ball!! |
| 9 | DEATH ROW |
| 10 | Gee Unit 23 |
| 11 | Hammers |
| 12 | Jedi Milo |
| 13 | JoeRobbieStadium |
| 14 | Metaphysical Munchkin |
| 15 | N.Y. Jets are killing me |
| 16 | Not Gelded |
| 17 | PhilsNDerbs |
| 18 | Power Top |
| 19 | ppschwa |
| 20 | PRM Trio |
| 21 | Shadynasty’s |
| 22 | Shower Sharts |
| 23 | The C.O.S.T.A. System |
| 24 | The Dude Abides |