2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: St. Louis Cardinals
| # | Team |
| 1 | ATHLETICS! |
| 2 | Bulls on Parade |
| 3 | Degenerates-R-Us |
| 4 | Fonzinoons |
| 5 | G.B.G. Campaign |
| 6 | HTown Goonies |
| 7 | Kansas City Chiefs |
| 8 | Mauricio Duboned your Girlfriend |
| 9 | OakLandBeforeTimeXVII |
| 10 | pdot40 |
| 11 | PRM Trio |
| 12 | Rats Gamblers |
| 13 | Slap Shot |
| 14 | You Might Win |