2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: AL-E Orioles
| # | Team |
| 1 | Big Ragu |
| 2 | Can’t be worse than last year |
| 3 | David Hasselhoff |
| 4 | Fuck Petey |
| 5 | Jedi Milo |
| 6 | Locksmen |
| 7 | Make America Gronk Again |
| 8 | No Shorties |
| 9 | Poky Not Pokey |
| 10 | PSU Pride |
| 11 | Randolph and Mortimer |
| 12 | Spamoni & Turd |
| 13 | The Mud Dogs |
| 14 | The Syosset Braves |
| 15 | The Usual Suspects |
| 16 | The Vlad Lads |
| 17 | The Wild Bunch |
| 18 | Vanilla Chocolate Swirl |
| 19 | Yo-Nays |