2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Miami Heat
| # | Team |
| 1 | $3 Miller Lites |
| 2 | 4 in the Stink |
| 3 | ATHLETICS! |
| 4 | Bam Bam |
| 5 | Beershowers |
| 6 | Bell Island Pirates |
| 7 | Canadian Crippler |
| 8 | Chaz Reinhold’s Meatloaf |
| 9 | Covid-69 |
| 10 | DEATH ROW |
| 11 | Degenerates-R-Us |
| 12 | DillyDilly |
| 13 | Dingletine |
| 14 | DoubleDown11 |
| 15 | F.C. Poutine |
| 16 | Go Bulldogs! |
| 17 | Handsy Docs |
| 18 | InTuckerWeTrust |
| 19 | Jets |
| 20 | Lawn Game Legend |
| 21 | Make America Gronk Again |
| 22 | MattyRads |
| 23 | Metaphysical Munchkin |
| 24 | Miami Vice |
| 25 | NLHawkeye88 |
| 26 | NY Legends |
| 27 | PhilsNDerbs |
| 28 | PHX Illini |
| 29 | Poker Boys |
| 30 | PRM Trio |
| 31 | Project Badass |
| 32 | Ramblers |
| 33 | Shower Sharts |
| 34 | Stack the Pool |
| 35 | Stimulus my PPP |
| 36 | Subway Hero |
| 37 | The Dude Abides |
| 38 | The Rodfather |
| 39 | The Vlad Lads |
| 40 | TheTeamToBeat |
| 41 | TheTigerKingOfSports |
| 42 | Tony Luke’s Laundry |
| 43 | Truffle Butter Express |
| 44 | West Virginia Party Boys |