2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Scott McLaughlin
| # | Team |
| 1 | 4 in the Stink |
| 2 | Ashley Remembered |
| 3 | Astoriakids |
| 4 | Can’t be worse than last year |
| 5 | Danger Zone |
| 6 | DillyDilly |
| 7 | Do Wrong Right |
| 8 | Donkey Punching |
| 9 | fallfromgrace |
| 10 | Fightin' Amish |
| 11 | Get It Done |
| 12 | GME |
| 13 | idontrecall |
| 14 | Juiced |
| 15 | Kissing Cousins |
| 16 | Land Thieves |
| 17 | Make America Gronk Again |
| 18 | Markelle Fultz Is Good |
| 19 | Miami Vice |
| 20 | Power Top |
| 21 | Ripped the Dry Snatch on the Dock |
| 22 | SARS CoV-2 legit to quit |
| 23 | The Flying Wasp |
| 24 | TheBizuation |
| 25 | Two Doofs |