2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: LA Clippers
| # | Team |
| 1 | 7 aces, 4 skins & a 3 putt |
| 2 | Ashley Remembered |
| 3 | Ballin |
| 4 | Bean Boge Ballers |
| 5 | BigB |
| 6 | BooYah! |
| 7 | Canadian Crippler |
| 8 | Clubs Club |
| 9 | Contra541 |
| 10 | David Hasselhoff |
| 11 | Doolio |
| 12 | Dutchmen |
| 13 | Full Mast Blast |
| 14 | GinsTwin |
| 15 | Golden Earrings |
| 16 | Handsy Docs |
| 17 | Interim Southerners |
| 18 | Kick Names Take Ass |
| 19 | ManoMania |
| 20 | Matt Nagy Me 2 Death |
| 21 | Metaphysical Munchkins |
| 22 | Nerd Alert! |
| 23 | No Singer |
| 24 | Philadelphia Stars |
| 25 | Pinstripe Variant |
| 26 | PJM |
| 27 | Sin City Raiders |
| 28 | The Farbs |
| 29 | Two Doofs |
| 30 | ultracrepidare |
| 31 | Valimorons |
| 32 | You Might Win |
| 33 | Zach to the Future |