2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: New Orleans
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1% Perspiration |
| 2 | 99 Court |
| 3 | Bad Newz Kennelz |
| 4 | Bearvers |
| 5 | Bernstein Team |
| 6 | Bibko |
| 7 | Big B |
| 8 | Big Law Boys |
| 9 | Black'n'Gold |
| 10 | Boozehounds |
| 11 | Carpe Decathlon |
| 12 | Classic Bacsik |
| 13 | Danadajosamy |
| 14 | Danny Noonan |
| 15 | Drunk Angry Dwarfs |
| 16 | Fighting Amish |
| 17 | Fighting Stimuluses |
| 18 | Fonzinoons |
| 19 | Foolish Hit |
| 20 | Girthy Partners |
| 21 | Goatslaying Cigars |
| 22 | Gotham |
| 23 | Hot Peppers No Onions |
| 24 | I2K |
| 25 | Iron Chefs of Pounding Vage! |
| 26 | John Blutarsky's Liver |
| 27 | Keggers |
| 28 | Kings' Ransom |
| 29 | NewyJeterAveryRodgers |
| 30 | Next Year is Here |
| 31 | Orlando Gators |
| 32 | Pickin' Winners |
| 33 | Pirates of the Refriedbean |
| 34 | Rusty's Raiders |
| 35 | ShortBusWindowLickers |
| 36 | Show Me The Money |
| 37 | So Good Next Year |
| 38 | stepabove |
| 39 | Team Mas |
| 40 | Team War Otto |
| 41 | The Bullshitisms |
| 42 | The French Ticklers |
| 43 | The Salty Dogs |
| 44 | This Is Easy Money |
| 45 | Waterfront III |
| 46 | West Chadwick |
| 47 | West Virginia Party Boys |