2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: San Francisco
| # | Team |
| 1 | #MLP Too |
| 2 | Alaskan Ice Pickers |
| 3 | Beakers Tweakers |
| 4 | Brooklynboyz |
| 5 | Caffeine Achiever |
| 6 | Dancing Bears |
| 7 | David Hasselhoff |
| 8 | Delusions of Grandeur |
| 9 | Dock Ellis |
| 10 | Dutchmen |
| 11 | Eddie's Cruisers |
| 12 | EtAl |
| 13 | Fister Sisters |
| 14 | Four Loko |
| 15 | Gambling $$ |
| 16 | I hate my (degenerate) self... |
| 17 | Jesters Henchmen |
| 18 | LineSplit |
| 19 | Little Yerry Stackhouse |
| 20 | Matt Nagy Me 2 Death |
| 21 | Motor City Dan Fan Club |
| 22 | Nerd Alert! |
| 23 | No Singer |
| 24 | Party Like It's 09 |
| 25 | Patatas |
| 26 | Philadelphia Stars |
| 27 | Protector of the Ridge |
| 28 | Sexy Rexy Grossman |
| 29 | Stars |
| 30 | Stay Arb For Dummies |
| 31 | The Catch |
| 32 | The Rodfather |
| 33 | Thee NYPoker Kings |
| 34 | War Otto |