2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Minnesota Timberwolves
| # | Team |
| 1 | BooYah! |
| 2 | Breakfast Beverages |
| 3 | Casa Gabriella |
| 4 | Damage Inc. |
| 5 | DEATH ROW |
| 6 | Dirty Mike and The Boys |
| 7 | FuckFertitta |
| 8 | Fully Krausened |
| 9 | Golladay Inn Express |
| 10 | Grassy Nole |
| 11 | Handsy Docs |
| 12 | Henry the Good Doy |
| 13 | Interim Southerners |
| 14 | JFJcofc |
| 15 | Nerd Alert! |
| 16 | PenguinsandPolarbears |
| 17 | PJM |
| 18 | Sportwonks |
| 19 | Team DGC |
| 20 | The Dude Abides |
| 21 | The Fast Cheetas |
| 22 | The Fighting Tuckmans |
| 23 | The Salty Dogs |
| 24 | The Stinky 4 |
| 25 | Total Devastation |
| 26 | Uff |