2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: AE Miami Dolphins
| # | Team |
| 1 | 3 girls 1 schmuck |
| 2 | A2MT |
| 3 | Always Next Year |
| 4 | BarEviction |
| 5 | Boiling Hot Dog Water |
| 6 | BooneBetterBeGoneByTheEndOfThisDecathlon |
| 7 | Brick’Shithouse |
| 8 | Dangerous Midge and the PissAnts |
| 9 | Faceless Man |
| 10 | Five Oompa Loompas |
| 11 | Johnny Utah |
| 12 | KP8 MVP |
| 13 | KwazeyBonez |
| 14 | Literally Joe Sheisty |
| 15 | Magic Fountain |
| 16 | Miami vice |
| 17 | MudsharkInvestments |
| 18 | Off the Handle |
| 19 | Philly Dawgs |
| 20 | Picks out for Harambe |
| 21 | Pinche Gringos |
| 22 | POKER BOYS |
| 23 | Scouse Poets |
| 24 | Sock finger |
| 25 | Team Beno |
| 26 | The Bizuation |
| 27 | The Caine-Hackman Theory |
| 28 | The Fighting Tuckmans |
| 29 | The Redskins |
| 30 | The Usual Suspects |
| 31 | Total Devastation |
| 32 | Triple H |
| 33 | TrueSpartan |
| 34 | Truffle Butter Express |