2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Calgary
| # | Team |
| 1 | 3 girls 1 schmuck |
| 2 | AFC East Beasts |
| 3 | Barkley's Boyz |
| 4 | Cinghiale |
| 5 | CzechMate |
| 6 | Decanterthon |
| 7 | Desantis 2024 |
| 8 | DingleBerries |
| 9 | DoubleDown11 |
| 10 | Drool Monkeys |
| 11 | Edwin Jackson is Immaculate |
| 12 | Favre's Dick Picks |
| 13 | Favre's Prick Picks |
| 14 | GOAT |
| 15 | Goetta Gang |
| 16 | Handsy Docs |
| 17 | Hawks |
| 18 | HMD Industries |
| 19 | In play out(s) |
| 20 | JumpingBrook |
| 21 | Low Expectations |
| 22 | Magic Fountain |
| 23 | Meow Meow Meow |
| 24 | Milertim3 |
| 25 | NIASKOS |
| 26 | Party Like It's 09 |
| 27 | POKER BOYS |
| 28 | RaymondBabbitt |
| 29 | Seven21 |
| 30 | ShipWrecked |
| 31 | Sock finger |
| 32 | SoHoGoat |
| 33 | StevieFranchise10 |
| 34 | The Redskins |
| 35 | Valimorons |
| 36 | West Virginia Party Boy |
| 37 | Zander FC |
| 38 | ZFG |