2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: New Orleans: Louisiana +2½
| # | Team |
| 1 | AFC East Beasts |
| 2 | Dangerous Midge and the PissAnts |
| 3 | Do Wrong Right |
| 4 | Don’t Get Dead |
| 5 | EtAl |
| 6 | Go Gamecocks |
| 7 | Handsy Docs |
| 8 | I am Kenough |
| 9 | Junior Stargazers |
| 10 | Longmires |
| 11 | NoelG27 |
| 12 | Rounders |
| 13 | Sixth Sense |
| 14 | Stacey's Momz Got it Going On |
| 15 | Telemarketing Aces |
| 16 | The Bizuation |
| 17 | The Corporate Elbow |
| 18 | The Driving Crooners |
| 19 | The Dude Abides |
| 20 | Thing Two |
| 21 | TRYAN43 |
| 22 | Warr |
| 23 | ZFG |