2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Michael McDowell
| # | Team |
| 1 | #1 Joe Flacco Fan |
| 2 | AFC East Beasts |
| 3 | Apparentlyretired |
| 4 | Brandon Scott’s Tots |
| 5 | Caffeine Achiever |
| 6 | Degenerates |
| 7 | Don’t Get Dead |
| 8 | idontrecall |
| 9 | JumpingBrook |
| 10 | KwazeyBonez |
| 11 | Make America Gronk Again |
| 12 | MarsExplorer2023 |
| 13 | Miami vice |
| 14 | MyWifeHidMyBonerPills |
| 15 | Nerd Alert! |
| 16 | NIASKOS |
| 17 | P.Swayze |
| 18 | Painted Balls |
| 19 | Patatas |
| 20 | Philly |
| 21 | Picks out for Harambe |
| 22 | Red Deaths |
| 23 | San Jose State Superfan |
| 24 | ShipWrecked |
| 25 | Sock finger |
| 26 | SoHoGoat |
| 27 | Syosset Shysters |
| 28 | Tables |
| 29 | Telemarketing Aces |
| 30 | The 209 |
| 31 | TRYAN43 |