2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Wisconsin
| # | Team |
| 1 | 3 girls 1 schmuck |
| 2 | Always Next Year |
| 3 | Art Vandelay |
| 4 | Ashley Remembered |
| 5 | Boo-Yah! |
| 6 | Boopers McGee |
| 7 | Brodermp |
| 8 | CzechMate |
| 9 | Go Gamecocks |
| 10 | Golden Earrings |
| 11 | I’ll think of one later |
| 12 | irishby21 |
| 13 | JoeRobbieStadium |
| 14 | Kissing Cousins |
| 15 | Low Expectations |
| 16 | Meow Meow Meow |
| 17 | MudsharkInvestments |
| 18 | MyWifeHidMyBonerPills |
| 19 | Nax Squared |
| 20 | NoelG27 |
| 21 | NY Jets Are Killing Me |
| 22 | POKER BOYS |
| 23 | Shadynasty's |
| 24 | Special K's |
| 25 | Spread the Love |
| 26 | Stankford |
| 27 | Syosset Shysters |
| 28 | Team Quack |
| 29 | That Ain't Mayo |
| 30 | The Joe West Show |
| 31 | The Saucemen |
| 32 | Valimorons |
| 33 | ZFG |