2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Minnesota Timberwolves
| # | Team |
| 1 | #1 Seed Killers |
| 2 | 92%ers |
| 3 | Boiling Hot Dog Water |
| 4 | Chuckleheads |
| 5 | Cinghiale |
| 6 | Creepy n Pervy |
| 7 | Drool Monkeys |
| 8 | Eddie and the Cruisers |
| 9 | EtAl |
| 10 | Famous Jewish Sports Legends |
| 11 | Favre's Prick Picks |
| 12 | Go Gamecocks |
| 13 | Handsy Docs |
| 14 | Hard Rock’s $$$ |
| 15 | HMD Industries |
| 16 | I am Kenough |
| 17 | I’ll think of one later |
| 18 | johnlb470 |
| 19 | Los Birdos |
| 20 | Magic Fountain |
| 21 | Make America Gronk Again |
| 22 | Managing Managers |
| 23 | Nostradumass |
| 24 | Philly |
| 25 | Philly Dawgs |
| 26 | Ramblers |
| 27 | Scouse Poets |
| 28 | Seven21 |
| 29 | Shadynasty's |
| 30 | Sleehrats |
| 31 | soccerdan |
| 32 | Sock finger |
| 33 | SoHoGoat |
| 34 | Straw boys |
| 35 | Super Cody Bros. |
| 36 | Super Sloth |
| 37 | Team Beno |
| 38 | The 209 |
| 39 | The Catch |
| 40 | The Fast Cheetas |
| 41 | The Fighting Tuckmans |
| 42 | The Regular Guy Look |
| 43 | The Rodfather |
| 44 | The Wild Bunch |
| 45 | TRYAN43 |
| 46 | Walton's World |
| 47 | WarOtto |
| 48 | We Don't Talk About Bruno |
| 49 | West Virginia Party Boy |