2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Sepp Straka
| # | Team |
| 1 | 3 girls 1 schmuck |
| 2 | 92%ers |
| 3 | Atlantic City Knights |
| 4 | Barkley's Boyz |
| 5 | Big Ragu |
| 6 | Big Red Leopards |
| 7 | Brandon Scott’s Tots |
| 8 | Caffeine Achiever |
| 9 | Comeback Kid |
| 10 | Dad Boner |
| 11 | Darkness Retreat |
| 12 | David Hasselhoff |
| 13 | Decanterthon |
| 14 | Desantis 2024 |
| 15 | Four Loko |
| 16 | Fully Krausened |
| 17 | Go Bulldogs! |
| 18 | GOAT |
| 19 | Handsy Docs |
| 20 | Hard Rock’s $$$ |
| 21 | Jimmy Dugan |
| 22 | JJBC All-Stars |
| 23 | johnlb470 |
| 24 | Johnny Utah |
| 25 | Kick Names Take Ass |
| 26 | literal lee |
| 27 | NIASKOS |
| 28 | Party Like It's 09 |
| 29 | ppschwa |
| 30 | RunForrestRun |
| 31 | Sacrifice Blunts |
| 32 | Sexy Rexy Grossman |
| 33 | Shake N Bake |
| 34 | ShipWrecked |
| 35 | Sixth Sense |
| 36 | Sock finger |
| 37 | Stankford |
| 38 | Steven Seagal |
| 39 | StevieFranchise10 |
| 40 | Tasty Waves |
| 41 | Team Devlin |
| 42 | Team Quack |
| 43 | The Driving Crooners |
| 44 | The Fast Cheetas |
| 45 | The Usual Suspects |
| 46 | Thing Two |
| 47 | Tundra Prius |
| 48 | Twice As Nice |
| 49 | VFL's |