2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Christian Lundgaard
| # | Team |
| 1 | ATHLETICS |
| 2 | Boiling Hot Dog Water |
| 3 | Brick’Shithouse |
| 4 | Favre's Dick Picks |
| 5 | Favre's Prick Picks |
| 6 | Grey Horse Shelby |
| 7 | idontrecall |
| 8 | NY Jets Are Killing Me |
| 9 | Party Like It's 09 |
| 10 | ppschwa |
| 11 | Seven21 |
| 12 | Sock finger |
| 13 | Syosset Shysters |
| 14 | The Fighting Tuckmans |
| 15 | The Redskins |
| 16 | Tycats Litterbox |
| 17 | Uff |