2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Rory McIlroy
| # | Team |
| 1 | 17-0 |
| 2 | 3 girls 1 schmuck |
| 3 | Apparentlyretired |
| 4 | Art Vandelay |
| 5 | BooneBetterBeGoneByTheEndOfThisDecathlon |
| 6 | Bye Shane |
| 7 | Cinghiale |
| 8 | Creepy n Pervy |
| 9 | Degenerates |
| 10 | Eddie and the Cruisers |
| 11 | Edwin Jackson is Immaculate |
| 12 | EtAl |
| 13 | Faceless Man |
| 14 | Favre's Prick Picks |
| 15 | Fifth Wheel |
| 16 | Five Oompa Loompas |
| 17 | Go Bulldogs! |
| 18 | Grey Horse Shelby |
| 19 | Gyros & Souvlaki |
| 20 | I am Kenough |
| 21 | I’ll think of one later |
| 22 | In play out(s) |
| 23 | JumpingBrook |
| 24 | Junior Stargazers |
| 25 | Killerkash |
| 26 | KwazeyBonez |
| 27 | Literally Joe Sheisty |
| 28 | Magic Fountain |
| 29 | Miami vice |
| 30 | NoelG27 |
| 31 | Password is Taco |
| 32 | Ron Barr All Stars |
| 33 | RunForrestRun |
| 34 | ScudderRoad |
| 35 | Sexy Rexy Grossman |
| 36 | Sleepy |
| 37 | SLOMIKE |
| 38 | Smarties-National Champs 21'&22' |
| 39 | SubwayHero |
| 40 | The Dancing Bears |
| 41 | The Godfather |
| 42 | The Hameltoes |
| 43 | The return of 655 Stanley |
| 44 | Total Devastation |