2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Paula Badosa
| # | Team |
| 1 | 3 girls 1 schmuck |
| 2 | A2MT |
| 3 | Art Vandelay |
| 4 | Atlantic City Knights |
| 5 | Barkley's Boyz |
| 6 | Bearvers |
| 7 | BooneBetterBeGoneByTheEndOfThisDecathlon |
| 8 | Car Ramrod |
| 9 | Creepy n Pervy |
| 10 | fallfromgrace |
| 11 | Favre's Dick Picks |
| 12 | Favre's Prick Picks |
| 13 | Go Gamecocks |
| 14 | GOAT |
| 15 | Heinz Kitzvelvet |
| 16 | HMD Industries |
| 17 | In play out(s) |
| 18 | johnlb470 |
| 19 | Kick Names Take Ass |
| 20 | Killerkash |
| 21 | literal lee |
| 22 | Literally Joe Sheisty |
| 23 | Make America Gronk Again |
| 24 | Miami vice |
| 25 | Party Like It's 09 |
| 26 | Ron Barr All Stars |
| 27 | Send Paul, Alphonse, and Andoni Pix |
| 28 | Sexy Rexy Grossman |
| 29 | Shart Garfunkel |
| 30 | Stankford |
| 31 | Tasty Waves |
| 32 | The Fast Cheetas |
| 33 | The Hameltoes |
| 34 | The Hatchmen |
| 35 | The Lazer Show |
| 36 | Thing Two |
| 37 | We Don't Talk About Bruno |