2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Ben Shelton
| # | Team |
| 1 | Dad Boner |
| 2 | Edge Best |
| 3 | Four Loko |
| 4 | Gyros & Souvlaki |
| 5 | I am Kenough |
| 6 | I’ll think of one later |
| 7 | Killer B's |
| 8 | Los Birdos |
| 9 | MyWifeHidMyBonerPills |
| 10 | Not Ivan Toney |
| 11 | Off the Handle |
| 12 | Philly |
| 13 | RunForrestRun |
| 14 | ScudderRoad |
| 15 | Seventh Heaven |
| 16 | SF49ers |
| 17 | The513 |
| 18 | Thing Two |
| 19 | Triple H |
| 20 | Twice As Nice |