2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Bjorn Seeliger (SWE)
| # | Team |
| 1 | Aces4U |
| 2 | Brick’Shithouse |
| 3 | Chuckleheads |
| 4 | Cinghiale |
| 5 | Degenerates |
| 6 | Don’t Get Dead |
| 7 | Five Oompa Loompas |
| 8 | GutterTrojans |
| 9 | I’ll think of one later |
| 10 | Kick Names Take Ass |
| 11 | Killerkash |
| 12 | literal lee |
| 13 | Philly |
| 14 | RaymondBabbitt |
| 15 | The Redskins |
| 16 | Van Buren Boys |