2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Minnesota Wild
| # | Team |
| 1 | AFC Stumpy |
| 2 | Chimney Rock |
| 3 | Cocks and Ballers |
| 4 | Degenderates |
| 5 | Gordon Bombay |
| 6 | Hawk Tua |
| 7 | Idiots out wonderin around |
| 8 | Iwouldnamemyteamthis |
| 9 | Let's try again |
| 10 | nonamebret |
| 11 | Nostradumass |
| 12 | Philly |
| 13 | Siamese Sensation |
| 14 | SubwayHero |
| 15 | The Dancing Bears |
| 16 | The Rodfather |