2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Kansas
| # | Team |
| 1 | Ashmen Cometh |
| 2 | Big B |
| 3 | Boozehounds |
| 4 | Caffeine Achiever |
| 5 | Disinterested Observers |
| 6 | Fonzinoons |
| 7 | Footlongs |
| 8 | Girthy Partners |
| 9 | JackRyanEvan |
| 10 | John Blutarsky's Liver |
| 11 | Little Jerry Seinfeld |
| 12 | MJ's |
| 13 | The Animal Lives |
| 14 | The Fabulous Kafoo-chees |
| 15 | Thirteen Five |
| 16 | Waterfront III |