2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Karolina Muchova
| # | Team |
| 1 | Bishop's Republic |
| 2 | Cocks and Ballers |
| 3 | Dad Boner |
| 4 | Do Wrong Right |
| 5 | Get Up Mitch |
| 6 | Literally Joe Sheisty |
| 7 | Little Yerry Stackhouse |
| 8 | Magic Founatin |
| 9 | Mikey's Hot Takes |
| 10 | MyWifeHidMyBonerPillz |
| 11 | Nerd Alert! |
| 12 | nonamebret |
| 13 | Nostradumass |
| 14 | Page408 |
| 15 | Pinche Gringos |
| 16 | ppschwa |
| 17 | Richard Castle |
| 18 | Siamese Sensation |
| 19 | Sophomore Slump |
| 20 | That Ain't Mayo |
| 21 | The Lazer Show |
| 22 | The Sloths |
| 23 | Trotter's Chop |