2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: No Texas
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1% Perspiration |
| 2 | Baron Von Awesome |
| 3 | Bearvers |
| 4 | Bibko |
| 5 | Drunk Angry Dwarfs |
| 6 | Footlongs |
| 7 | Girthy Partners |
| 8 | Goatslaying Cigars |
| 9 | GoBucks |
| 10 | I2K |
| 11 | John Blutarsky's Liver |
| 12 | PBR Me ASAP |
| 13 | Pickin' Winners |
| 14 | Rebels |
| 15 | Redcoat Nation |
| 16 | ShortBusWindowLickers |
| 17 | The Fabulous Kafoo-chees |
| 18 | The Pride |
| 19 | Three Pitch Strikeout |
| 20 | V-Raj |
| 21 | Waterfront III |