2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Missouri
| # | Team |
| 1 | Ashmen Cometh |
| 2 | Bearvers |
| 3 | Bibko |
| 4 | Big B |
| 5 | Boozehounds |
| 6 | Carpe Decathlon |
| 7 | Danadajosamy |
| 8 | Danny Noonan |
| 9 | Drunken Donuts |
| 10 | Fo Shizzle My Nizzle |
| 11 | Fonzinoons |
| 12 | Foolish Hit |
| 13 | John Blutarsky's Liver |
| 14 | Little Jerry Seinfeld |
| 15 | Marno |
| 16 | Pickin' Winners |
| 17 | Scott Baio Superstars |
| 18 | The Animal Lives |
| 19 | The Bullshitisms |
| 20 | The Salty Dogs |