2026/2027 Decathlon: Who Selected: Render Judgement
| # | Team |
| 1 | Bishop's Republic |
| 2 | Champions of Life |
| 3 | Cocks and Ballers |
| 4 | Don’t Get Dead |
| 5 | DumpsterFire24 |
| 6 | Grey Donkeys |
| 7 | Grumpy Chiefs |
| 8 | Legally Fit |
| 9 | Literally Joe Sheisty |
| 10 | Project Badass |
| 11 | ShipWrecked |
| 12 | Sloppy Steaks |
| 13 | Tail My Parlay |