2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Corey Conners
| # | Team |
| 1 | #1 Seed Killer |
| 2 | 1027 |
| 3 | Chicks Dig The Long Ball!! |
| 4 | Creepy and Pervy |
| 5 | DOCK ELLIS |
| 6 | Don’t Get Dead |
| 7 | Enrico Pallazzo |
| 8 | Favre's Dick Picks |
| 9 | Hawk Tua |
| 10 | Land Thieves |
| 11 | MCC Club Champs |
| 12 | MyWifeHidMyBonerPillz |
| 13 | Otter Water |
| 14 | Party Like It's 09 |
| 15 | Pepe Silvia |
| 16 | ppschwa |
| 17 | Special K's |
| 18 | Stacey's Momz Got it Going On |
| 19 | Stankford2024 |
| 20 | Taylor Geary |
| 21 | Team Quack |
| 22 | TeamKahn |
| 23 | The Acorn Army |
| 24 | The Catch |
| 25 | The Hatchmen |
| 26 | The Regular Guy Look |
| 27 | Yo Soy El Nino |