2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Sepp Straka
| # | Team |
| 1 | #1 Seed Killer |
| 2 | AFC Stumpy |
| 3 | Champions of Life |
| 4 | Coconut Wonderland |
| 5 | Dad Boner |
| 6 | Danny Grossman’s Birth Certificate |
| 7 | Degenderates |
| 8 | ERE Sports |
| 9 | Get Up Mitch |
| 10 | Glorious Risers |
| 11 | Gordon Bombay |
| 12 | Greatpoint |
| 13 | Hard Rock’s $$$ |
| 14 | Idiots out wonderin around |
| 15 | Jake Picks Winners |
| 16 | Jsilver27 |
| 17 | JustFly |
| 18 | KillerCa$h |
| 19 | LecksGo |
| 20 | Ligma LLC |
| 21 | Literally Joe Sheisty |
| 22 | Low Expectations |
| 23 | Okees |
| 24 | Paco’s Tacos |
| 25 | Page408 |
| 26 | Patatas |
| 27 | Project Badass |
| 28 | RaymondBabbitt |
| 29 | Ron Barr All Stars |
| 30 | Russell The Muscle |
| 31 | Sacrifice Blunts |
| 32 | soccerdan |
| 33 | Sophomore Slump |
| 34 | Syosset Shysters |
| 35 | Tequila Howie |
| 36 | That Ain't Mayo |
| 37 | The Prophet Pandas |
| 38 | The Yellow Sheet2.0 |
| 39 | Valimorons |
| 40 | West Virginia Party Boy |