2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Rory McIlroy
| # | Team |
| 1 | BareViction |
| 2 | Bishop's Republic |
| 3 | Breakfast Cheeseburgers at the Brown Jug |
| 4 | Dangerous Midge and the Piss Ants |
| 5 | Degenderates |
| 6 | Fonzinoons |
| 7 | Gronkey Kong |
| 8 | jester2trife |
| 9 | Jsilver27 |
| 10 | Leaning Tree Legends |
| 11 | Legally Fit |
| 12 | Let 'er buck |
| 13 | Magic Founatin |
| 14 | Paco’s Tacos |
| 15 | Patatas |
| 16 | Philly |
| 17 | Raygun Chaos |
| 18 | Roken’s Stallions |
| 19 | RunForrestRun |
| 20 | Sexy Rexy Grossman |
| 21 | Sleepy |
| 22 | The Catch |
| 23 | The Sloths |
| 24 | Tickle Monster |
| 25 | Why is baseball a sport |