2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Bournemouth
| # | Team |
| 1 | Carlsbatdrewton |
| 2 | Dad Boner |
| 3 | Dangerous Midge and the Piss Ants |
| 4 | Decanterthon |
| 5 | Dock Ellis |
| 6 | drinking is fun |
| 7 | Drool Monkeys |
| 8 | Fightin Amish |
| 9 | Go Bulldogs!! |
| 10 | Gronkey Kong |
| 11 | I Am Stoked, Steve! |
| 12 | In play out(s) |
| 13 | Jesters Henchmen |
| 14 | Land Thieves |
| 15 | MCC Club Champs |
| 16 | MyWifeHidMyBonerPillz |
| 17 | Never Tell Me The Odds |
| 18 | Noticing and Pondering |
| 19 | Nova 2014 |
| 20 | Off the Handle |
| 21 | Orange Crush |
| 22 | Otter Water |
| 23 | Pepe Silvia |
| 24 | Picks out for Harambe |
| 25 | Quack Attack |
| 26 | RaymondBabbitt |
| 27 | Riverfront Rivals |
| 28 | Roken’s Stallions |
| 29 | RunForrestRun |
| 30 | Sexy Rexy Grossman |
| 31 | ShipWrecked |
| 32 | SLOMIKE |
| 33 | Slugworths Gobstoppers |
| 34 | SoHoGoat |
| 35 | Stimulus me |
| 36 | Team Sendu |
| 37 | That Ain’t Mayo |
| 38 | The Caine-Hackman Theory |
| 39 | The Oregon Cucks |
| 40 | The Redskins |
| 41 | Times New Roman Investment Club |
| 42 | Truffle Butter Express |