2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Brentford
| # | Team |
| 1 | BPJR8 |
| 2 | Connor Stalions Did Nothing Wrong |
| 3 | Dawg Daze |
| 4 | Deshaun's Massage Parlor |
| 5 | Famous Jewish Sports Legends |
| 6 | Favre's Dick Picks |
| 7 | Favre's Prick Picks |
| 8 | FullHouse |
| 9 | G.B.G. Campaign |
| 10 | Hard Rock's $$$ |
| 11 | Kick Names Take Ass |
| 12 | KillerKa$h |
| 13 | Kissing Cousins |
| 14 | Legally Fit |
| 15 | M&A |
| 16 | MCC Club Champs |
| 17 | Paco's Tacos |
| 18 | Party Like It's 09 |
| 19 | Potatoes and Pierogies |
| 20 | Pulse |
| 21 | Salsa Tex Committee |
| 22 | Sleehrats |
| 23 | Smarties-National Champs 21'&22' |
| 24 | soccerdan |
| 25 | Sweet Emulsions |
| 26 | The Catch |
| 27 | The Dancing Bears |
| 28 | The Oregon Cucks |
| 29 | The Performative Males |
| 30 | The Usual Suspects |
| 31 | Two Guys, One Chip |
| 32 | WarDamnBulldawgs |
| 33 | WarOtto |