2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: PSG
| # | Team |
| 1 | Bearvers |
| 2 | Billiams Dreamcatchers |
| 3 | Buckle Up! |
| 4 | Casual Craigslist Connections |
| 5 | Damp Danny |
| 6 | David Hasselhoff |
| 7 | Favre's Dick Picks |
| 8 | Fonzinoons |
| 9 | G.B.G. Campaign |
| 10 | I Am Stoked, Steve! |
| 11 | In play out(s) |
| 12 | Jesters Henchmen |
| 13 | Johnny Backpacks |
| 14 | Kissing Cousins |
| 15 | Little Yerry Stackhouse |
| 16 | MyWifeHidMyBonerPillz |
| 17 | Nax Squared |
| 18 | Neighborhood Watch |
| 19 | Never Tell Me The Odds |
| 20 | Nova 2014 |
| 21 | Off the Handle |
| 22 | ppschwa |
| 23 | PSU Pride |
| 24 | Pulse |
| 25 | Santa Monica by Everclear |
| 26 | Scouse Poets |
| 27 | ScudderRd |
| 28 | Shadynasty's |
| 29 | ShipWrecked |
| 30 | Stimulus me |
| 31 | Team Quack |
| 32 | The C.O.S.T.A. System |
| 33 | The Fast Cheetas |
| 34 | The Usual Suspects |
| 35 | Two Guys, One Chip |
| 36 | Uff |
| 37 | We’re Back Department |
| 38 | WholeBagOSuckIt |
| 39 | Your Mom Paid My Entry |