2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Rory McIlroy
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1010WINS |
| 2 | Ashmen Cometh |
| 3 | Bad Newz Kennelz |
| 4 | Bearvers |
| 5 | Boozehounds |
| 6 | Bukkake Syndicate |
| 7 | Chesare |
| 8 | Cooper |
| 9 | Dart Throwers |
| 10 | Girthy Partners |
| 11 | Her Busch Burned My Johnson |
| 12 | JackRyanEvan |
| 13 | Jimmy Dugan |
| 14 | Lovey's House of Tuna&Jameson |
| 15 | Next Year is Here |
| 16 | Peterrabbit |
| 17 | Punk Bitches |
| 18 | Roid Rage |
| 19 | Scott Downs Syndrome |
| 20 | Shock 'Em! |
| 21 | Sons of Anarchy |
| 22 | StepAbove |
| 23 | The D.E.N.N.I.S System |
| 24 | Turdballs |
| 25 | Ursus Arctos Californicus |
| 26 | Whitebread |